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Johnny Tyronne, action movie star and ladies man, is travelling through the Middle East on a goodwill tour to promote his latest movie, "Sands of the Desert". Once he arrives, however, he is kidnapped by a gang of assassins who were so impressed with his on-screen adventures that they want to hire him to carry out an assassination for them. He naturally refuses, and following his daring escape he makes his way across the desert back to civilization, pausing every now and then to sing a song or two.
狗血小言了哈，可是帥就完事。這個片名... 我竟不知到底是玉面貓禁苑稱雄還是長勝拳王頂天立地更好笑。
绝了，乐极生悲，刚才还在吹彩虹屁，到了关键时候也不得不承认屎难吃。当年Tom Parker也觉得剧情太尬，就建议在影片中安排一个会说话的骆驼，好让观众知道这电影纯粹逗你玩儿。当时看到这段我还不信，此刻我太信了。真的，哪怕有个骆驼呢……
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