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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School.
笑死我了
不仅脑洞太大，而且胆子也太大了
看完“吐嚎影院”的剧透来的，下面附上链接:https://b23.tv/Dw5PRf。
史上最奇葩吸血鬼电影——《耶稣大战吸血鬼》https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ax411S7jN
搞笑电影
我喜欢这部剧里的打斗
算看过吗？
得给五星，太傻萌了~笑哭了老摸人屁股怎么回事~太cult了~有一天我俩在奥斯汀一家朋克店吃汉堡看到的，当时边吃边觉得wtf~于是我们特地喊了一堆人来家里pizza night看~~~ 哦对，我家熊孩子说这是Canadian john Waters
耶稣大战吸血鬼。
这电影实在是电影
脑洞大过天系列。
哥特 耶稣 朋克 洋鬼和尚 功夫 恋尸 多元素大片 太搞了那老外吃了个加量大蒜酱的热狗 口气熏死个吸血鬼
那些年我们一起看的烂片。
垃圾，不解释